Love yourself first.

5o-shades-of-gay:

Last night this guy wanted to buy a cigarette but then realized he had no money but I saw a condom in his wallet so I was like ill make a trade, let me get that condom and you can have a cigarette and his pupils dialted and jaw dropped and he was like holy shit that just made my night no offense…

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

bvsedjesus:

if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.

(via russianbaae)